The Toilet Seat
s-xual position with a difficulty rating of 10/10:
man lies on back, man pushes p-n-s through legs so p-n-s protrudes from the back of his thighs, woman sits on mans bottom using the back of the mans calf’s as a back rest and inserts p-n-s into v-g-n- or -n-s.
guy1: holy sh-t dude me and my girl just did the toilet seat.
guy2: dude… that’s some serious cirque de solei sh-t.
guy1: sh-t yeah son!
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