The Tong Tong Tickler


the act of going to a m-ssage parlor and getting a m-ssage from a hot chick. halfway through the m-ssage you realize the chick is a guy, but you don’t care because his finger is up your b-tt tickling your prostate and you’ve already paid for it.
hey, did you hear what happened to justin last night? he spent his last 50 bucks in hawaii on a hot m-ssage, but got “the tong tong tickler” instead!

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