The Tube Sox
a fantasy baseball name, exclusively used by h-m-s-xuals. the tube is a thinly veiled reference to a p-n-s, since fantasy baseball owners who call their team the tube sox generally see p-n-ses everywhere. tube sox generally come from seattle, which is no surprise. it’s the gayest city. often times, the tube sox finish anywhere from 4th to 5th place, with the sometimes surprising creep into third place (though only for brief periods.)
“dude, the tube sox are in second-place right now.”
“they’re so gay.”
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