The turn of the century
an era of great disaster, chubbenstein was born, and the world’s supply of p–p has since been threatened. the p–p mongreal was acquired by chubbenstein around this era, some say the p–p mongreal is a dog made of p–p, others say he is a p–p made of dog, which ever, the p–p mongreal devours complex carbohydrates and transforms them into nefarious p–p.
“i will become chubbenstein, and conquer the world’s supply of p–p, and i’m fat, and i’m stupid, and i’m an idiot, and i definitely don’t eat p–p, just kidding, i really eat a lot of p–p!” exclaims chubbenstein at a press conference at the turn of the century in which he was pretending to be danny peterson, but danny peterson eats p–p too, so who’s he trying to fool?
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