the twin river quandary
when a male’s urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.the most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the p-ss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed j-zz.
i stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.i was in the middle of the twin river quandary.
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