the ultimate pussy
a guy that is a true p-ssy. he chews skoal sh-trus, drives a reg cab, 2 wheel drive ford ranger, or chevy s10, or some similar truck. often drives his truck 80 miles per hour through town, is a very rude driver. he says he has a “great big d-ck” but in reality, it is average sized, it just looks big because he has small b-lls. regulary allows himself to be b-tt f-cked by any guy who wants, his girlfriend probably has bigger arms than he does, he has bigger t-ts than she does (though he will always deny these facts). wears fat white tennis shoes, and ripped up tight -ss jeans that look as if they could explode any minute, wears a flat hat reading “i love my mommy” with a big red heart, and lost his virginity to his mom when he was 9 years old. wears a long gold chain round his neck. sucks his bothers d-ck, lacks the male hormones to grow a beard.
says “tough” words like bro, f-ck yeah, and sl-t. even though he has no idea what they mean.
cant stand alone. therefore will be seen with other ultimate p-ssys (up’s for short)
he calls himself a man. h-ll with that, he is a p-ssy.
bro i just got a can o’ skoal sh-trus, want some?
h-ll no, i aint the ultimate p-ssy, like you are!!!
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