The Unholy Truth
an amazing four-piece band from red deer, alberta with an amazing sound that only f-ggot -ss douche sl-ts wouldn’t enjoy. everybody loves them and if they say they don’t they are lying and are probably a bunch of f-g humping c-ck smokers that would rather listen or -ss rape soul side in.
normal person: “hey man, have you heard of the unholy truth?”
normal person’s normal friend: “yeah man, they’re making my p-ssy so wet just thinking about them, i have to go home and m-st-rb-t-!”
c-ck smoking outsider douche sl-t: “soul side in makes me c-m in my -ss, and then they c-m in my -ss! f-g rock forever!!!”
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