the united states of america
a place that is put down by arrogant europeans who have never been there.
oi innit america’s just some sh-t hole with a disneyland? and everyone’s f-ckin obese and dont know sh-t, innit.
the united states of america has lots of variety and is a nice place to live.
the united states of america also know as the u.s.a. is a country located in north america. often criticized by other nations, it is still a young and growing nation that has yet to achieve it’s full potential as a political and militant superpower. sadly, america is not known for it generosity towards other countries (even though it is i.e. wwi, wwii, the indonesian tsunami incident, and many more occurrences).
on september 11, 2001 the united states of america was subject to several terrorist attacks, killing thousands of people and devastating millions more.
america has been fighting to show it’s strength and independence from the english empire, beginning in 1763. the u.s.a. won it’s independence after winning the revolutionary war in 1776.
even though america is projected as the ‘monstrosity of the world’ is home to many notable political and civil rights activists such as f.d.r. and martin luther king jr.
“i leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all men are created free and equal.” – abraham lincoln
g-d bless the united states of america
the united states of america – the land of the free and the home of the brave.
the best country in human history and for all you know, the best country in the history of the universe.
q: has there ever been a country better than the united states of america?
a: no.
a country that every other country begs for help because they are falling apart, we help them out of the the goodness of our hearts but the moment something that goes wrong its our f-cking fault and were made the villian.
other country ” oh help us help us!!!!!!”
the united states of america “sure of course”
other country ” wtf!!!!! this is all your fault you f-cking american slob”
the united states of america ” really, because you didnt feel this way when we were bailing your -sses out”
where the internet was born.
the united states of america:
it makes sense that the internet was born in america because the internet is a free cybersp-ce. it is a virtual representation of america: greatness and the cr-p that comes with it.
the best country on earth!
(no offense other 193 countries…)
“where do you live?”
>>”the best country on earth! the united states of america!”
the center of the world.
anything not part of the united states of america doesn’t matter.
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