The Utah throat swab


the utah throat swab is similar to the regular throat swab accept when you insert you d-ck into your partners throat, you try to go as deep as you can while grasping the base. with a clockwise motion swab the throat while re-ssuring your partner that you’re a doctor of some kind.
don’t worry baby, i have a phd in astrology and the utah throat swab is perfectly safe.

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