The Velvet Lion
a t-tle held by a man who has a voice so low, soothing, and powerful (and at times monotone) that you are not able to hear the words being spoken over the sound of car’s engine or loud music; however, the sound of the man’s voice alone is still somehow pleasurable enough to the ear to arouse conversation and physical stimulation, as well as create a sense of comfort in those present.
-the velvet lion arrives at a party-
guy 1: hey dude what’s up?!
-loud music-
vl: hey…mmmrrrrgrrrahh!
guy 1: hehe…uhh yeah man okay… i’ll get you a beer and you can tell me all about it.
vl: hmmmrrghh.
random girl: i don’t know what just happened but i felt the walls shake and now i need to change my underwear.
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