The Von Bondies
a four piece garage rock band from detroit, michigan. only famous for their one hit one wonder “c’mon c’mon” and their lead singer jason stollsteimer getting the sh-t beat out of him by jack white.
#1: “the von bondies? never heard of them.”
#2: “they’re that band whose lead singer got ko’d by jack white.”
awesome detroit garage-rock band. consists of jason stollsteimer (lead vocals, guitar), marcie bolen (guitar, vocals), carrie smith (b-ss, vocals), and don blum (drums). basically 2 cute guys and 2 cute girls with a great sound and great fashion sense. aquainted with jack white of the white stripes.
the von bondies are the best new music out there now! yuh!
great band. better than the white stripes. in other words white stripes suck and the von bondies rock. lead singer jason stollsteimer got beaten up by jack white.
jason: “you’re a f-cking douche!”
jack: “i dont wanna hear about it.”
jason: “you suck major b-lls!”
jack: “now i’m gonna serve it to you b-tch!”
jason gets douched by jack white. jack goes to court.
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