The Waszczak


a perfectly round plump -ss.
john: did you see the new girl?

jake: yeah!!! she’s got the waszczak.

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    the act of saving mimi juice in a cup, letting it ferment for a year and then using it as a topping for oysters when trying to seduce illegally young boys. holy cr-p dude, that girl last night pulled the wetmore on me. it was great.

  • The Wingman

    any necessary act to induce physical trauma substantial enough to neutralise any woman your friend has deemed attractive and a target. he points to his target and with a blow dart to the hip and a swift chop to the back of her neck, the wingman utilises the “the wingman”.

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    used when having double measures of spirits. i’ll have a vodka. make it a double wami.

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    a girl’s hairy p-ssy well i was having a good time with jane until she unleashed her mississippi mouse trap. the act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person’s head in your crotch. best done with a girl from mississippi or […]

  • San Francisco Corn Waffle

    take a cleveland steamer and hit it with a tennis racket. if boris becker and roger federer got in a fight. a possible outcome could be a san francisco corn waffle.


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