The Wet Hesson
15 seconds of pure p-ssion, pumpin’ and a sweatin’, and a pumpin’ and a sweatin’, and then the middle finger right up the -sshole.
“hey how are things with sarah?”
“good man. for a while we considered seeing other people. i mean, things have been tough lately.”
“so what changed?”
“the wet hesson.”
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