The Wet Shit


a wet sh-t is when you wipe your -ss fifty times and it still feels unwiped. so you end up putting toilet paper between your -ss and your underwear so you don’t ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
“well, i did have a little bit of a wet sh-t yesterday,” jimmy said.

“i can tell,” said his friend jerry.

“how come,” said jimmy.

“i see the wet brown stuff running down your leg,” said jerry.

the wet sh-t

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