The White Wizard Approaches


a phrase regarding the nearing of a great session of smokin some good ol’ chronic with your buds; meant to build excitement and prepare ones mind for a magical journey through mystical and surreal situations ultimately resulting in making one’s day spectacular. a play off “chronicles of narnia” meant to be said with a british accent.
-with a british accent- “the white wizard approaches, his magical touch sending one through time and sp-ce, placing them in a realm beyond belief filled with joy and relaxation”

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