The Whole Ten Yards


1) phallic reference in terms of length, girth.
2) a pointless, yet harmless 2004 movie starring two of hollywood’s most overpaid: bruce willis and matthew perry.
rural usage: “d-mn boy, if you giv her the whole ten yards, she is gonna be fuct!”
metros-xual usage: “me and my homies are gonna give her the whole ten yards and she’s gonna think i am a prophet like balzac.”

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