the Wicker Chair Theorem


people often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in mackinac island)

me: where is the tv?

my mom: they don’t allow tvs on the island.

me: yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

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