Theater Fag


similar to an attention wh-r-, can be either s-x, but especially repulsive when it is a male. these douche bags have a burning desire to always be at center stage and as soon as they feel like the attention has shifted from themselves they will immediately try to get it back, or else they will just throw a mantrum.
dave: …and that’s the story of how i discovered my prostate.

kyle: uh, yeah… so, uh jim, how about those giants?

jim: dude, can you believe that they lost this weekend?

dave: if you think that story was crazy, let me tell you –

kyle and jim: dude, quit being such a f-cking theater f-g!
some douchebag (probably in high school or college) who is obsessed with theater productions and the like.

see also: drama f-g
theater f-g: dude! i’m the understudy for the lead role!

observer: …what a f-cking theater f-g.

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