theorrhoid


a highly religious person who is a pain in the -ss. particularly one who attempts to push his or her beliefs onto others.
jerry falwell was one of the biggest theorrhoids in the united states.
a (non-medical) philosophical condition closely related to hemorrhoids and commonly found in religiously fundamentalist people that results in an inability to properly expel stupid ideas. as a result, all the sh-t comes out of their mouths.
his theorrhoids actually closed his r-ct-m and backed up his gi tract so badly that all of the sh-t came out of his mouth, like a bad opinion.

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