there was an old lady who swallowed a fly
one of the darkest children’s stories ever that ends every verse with the words “perhaps she’ll die”, with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead
guy 1: did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
guy 2: no what happened to her?
guy 1: she died
guy 2: why did n-body help her?
guy 1: she died after she ate the horse.
guy 2: wtf!
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