These mashed potatoes are so creamy.


from the movie “while you were sleeping”. the family sits around the holiday dinner table making inane conversation. this line is used as a response when people are talking about useless information. a similar line from the same scene is, “john wayne was tall.” the line is even more powerful if someone else responds with this line.
person a: “justin beiber was at the mall today.”
person b: “i love him, he is so gorgeous!”
person c: “these mashed potatoes are so creamy.”
person d: “john wayne was tall.”

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