They follow me
when a friend stands in a driveway and tells you with a smile one her/his face and say’s, “i have an idea and watch they will all follow me.”
girl: can time go backwards?
guy: they follow me sally watch, i started it first and they follow me.
girl: whatever silly don’t be so c-cky. how was your day? are you too busy to talk?
guy: no, whats up?
girl: i just wanted to communicate with you.
(5years later)
guy: we should just do it. we want to have s-x. i think you deserve better in life.
girl: we will ruin or friendship and i have feelings for you already.
guy: i’ll never harm you. if i were a samurai and i could ever save your life would you let me? rosch-ll told me no.
girl: (laughing) ok, but only if the children can be saved too. (under her breath) i love you____.
-(he didn’t hear me because of the traffic at the intersection turning into the drive way of logan’s, i never said it again -until now-)
(10 years later)
woman: nice hat
man: i told you sally, they follow me.
woman: for good or bad reasons?
man: ra meaning i’m a sledghammer and i’m right
woman: are you really? glad “the man” gets to runn that’s right r. u. n.n. his mouth and away. never say i didn’t warn you. look like an -ss and a whole bit of never shows up when love calls. have fun with shallow hallows. did you ever really love me was that a faced/ad to get me in the sack that many times tricky dixcsnon?
has he won the oscar for best preformance but it was all and act? that’s why they get called oscar j deezy’s. when they want to, as they would say “hit that” all the boys pull out that oscar winning performance. then dump you and call you a hoe, hooch, the list goes on…and or a b-tch that won’t give it up. sockondeez words smithy doe!
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