thick as a plank


somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. they are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

in fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
jack: so did alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

bill: nah man that lads as thick as a plank.

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