Thirsty bulldog
the thirsty bulldog was first noticed in melbourne australia. it is a male ritual often performed by supporters after a footy match. it involves mooning the opposition fans, but the glans p-n-s must be pushed back through the legs so it becomes wedged between the b-ttocks. in it’s extreme form the “bulldogger” will urinate during the ritual, hence providing the slobbering metaphor of the thirsty bulldog.
scenario 1
supporter group 1 “you floggers got thrashed your team is shytte”
supporter group 2 “hey look here we have captured you mother”
at this point supporter group 2 appoint themselve to the “thirsty bulldog” position.
scenario 2
plonker at pub:- “i’ve tried so hard to crack onto lynn tonight but she thinks i’m a drunken todger”
mate of plonker:- ” hey your too good for her son…let the thirsty bulldog off the leash so she can see what she is missing…she’ll soon come grovelling back”
yeah what a great idea
plonker then unleashes the thirsty bulldog.
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