This is why we can’t have nice things
1.) the inability to possess quality goods or services.
2.) sh-t we can’t have.
3.) used to describe the consequences of an -sshole.
1.) “g-d dammit schmidt, this is why we can’t have nice things.”
2.) “he p-ssed on my desk, this is why we can’t have nice things.”
3.) “you grabbed her -ss, this is why you can’t have a nice thing.”
what a mother yells whenever something gets broke
-crash-
kids (in sync of course): “i didn’t do it!”
mother: “this is why we can’t have nice things!”
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