This isn’t where I left my oatmeal


similar to “this isn’t where i parked my car”, it’s a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation
facebook convo:

person 1: i hate you you’re a b-tch
person 2: f-ck you and die
person 3: you’re just mad because she f-cked your boyfriend
person 4: this isn’t where i left my oatmeal…

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