this isn’t where I parked my car
a phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.
while in the club, joe begins h-tting on a nice young lady, jane. jane’s big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when joe says, “this isn’t where i parked my car!” and casually walks away.
if you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. it will get save you from getting your -ss kicked!
scotty: soccer (football) hooligans
cooper: hey this isn’t where i parked my car!
hooligan: oi! who the bl–dy h-ll are you?. this is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the sh-ttest football team in the world (manchester united). now please… enlighten me… who the f-ck are ya?
cooper: that is a good question and… scotty…
scotty: we are the manchester united fan club from ohio
hooligan: if you’re manchester united supporters, sing the manchester united song
scotty: excuse me i’m sorry, i’m not much of a singer
hooligan: -smashes bottle as a threat- sing!
scotty: my baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the manchester united football team! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. the best (but sh-ttest) freaking team in all the land woohoo!
cooper: -smiles and approves-
hooligan: pretty good… pretty d-mn good lads!
hooligans: yeah!
scotty and cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.
as you can see cooper used this isn’t where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing… coopers this isn’t where i parked my car was good enough on its own!
a phrase commonly used to get out of an awkward situation.
cooper walks in on drakes mom, cooper says this isnt where i parked my car.
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