Thorndike Confused Cat
based on the seminal psychological experiments by the eponymous scientist, the phrase has come to indicate a situation in which a straight man, traditionally equipped with a thorn-like tongue stud, provides such explosively exciting c-nn-l-ng-s to a lesbian that she questions and/or reconsiders her s-xual orientation.
phil: yo tawd, did you end up scoring with that short-haired hipster chick last night? we all thought she was a lesbian!
tawd: turns out you guys were right, but after a good ‘ol thorndike confused cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and b-tts-x this morning!
phil: dude, the final frontier?! awesome!
tawd: yep. pretty awesome.
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