Three-Oh-Three Sa-la-mi


1. a rare s-xual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. an abnormally large w-nk containing rocket propelled s-m-n
3. zach’s p-n-s
baby, i got the best three-oh-three sa-la-mi that you’ll find in the big nutty!

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