Three pat pocket check


when, after a night of drinking or about to leave a friends house or party, you pat down your pockets for your three most important items.

1.wallet
2. cellphone
3. keys
after a night of heavy drinking, chris performed the three pat pocket check to make sure he had his wallet,cellphone and keys.

jack: hey man lets go.
jacob: sure, lemme do a pocket check.

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