Thumb Cozies


extra wide nostrils.

one finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.
i saw a north american pavement ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin’ place.

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