Thumb in a softie
the action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid p-n-s into ones s-xual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. the action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at s-xual intercourse.
“i was absolutely tw-tted and knew that there was no way that i could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and h-rny as a goat. i knew that if we didn’t have s-x she would be upset but i was drunk as a sailor. therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.
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