Thurston Howell


1. {noun} – the supreme bad-ss millionaire from gilligan’s island. while it may not have seemed that mr. howell was knee deep in sweet lovin’, there was more than likely at least four or five orgies at his gr-ss hut every night.

2. {verb} i.e. “to howell” – to impress women with your riches, in hopes of taking them back to your house (or hut.)
“yeah, i got a piece… but i had to howell her for like a week!”

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