Tiajuana Alarm Clock
while someone is sleeping, you put your sack on their face, from the forehead, nuts pointing towards the nose. place one t-st-cl- upon each of the poor f-ck’s eyeb-lls, then wake them up and laugh at their life.
i tiajuana alarm clocked bob, and he was like, ‘dude, your nuts smell nice.’ i found a new roomie.
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