Ticket to Slaytown


an alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint cl-ss. generally made up of ice and vermouth.
patron: yo, bartender! gimme a ticket to slaytown!
bartender: what the h-ll are you talking about?
patron: geez, go back to bartending school, amateur!
an alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint gl-ss. generally made up of ice and vermouth, but can be custom catered to the alcoholic’s preference.
patron: yo, bartender! gimme a ticket to slaytown! on the double!
bartender: what the h-ll are you talking about? a ticket to what?
patron: geez, go back to bartending school ya amateur! i need to wet my whistle before i slay!
bartender: oh! ticket to slaytown! coming right up!

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