Tickle Her Peach
when someone only gets to play with a girls cl-t instead of fingering her. the term is mainly used by virgins who aren’t ready to go that far.
“oh please, don’t go so far in, just put your hand down there and tickle my peach.”
guy 1: “so how’d it go last night? did you finally get it in?”
guy 2: “nah man, it was a bust! she only let me tickle her peach.”
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