Tiddy Bear
a rightfully underknown and possibly useless product designed to wrap around your seat belt, cushioning your big tiddies (t-tties) from any discomfort and, thusly, promoting personal safety for the unjustly buxom and repugnantly obese. this plush apparatus is designed to be inconspicuously disguised as a small teddy bear, when not in use, hence the name.
“my shoulder strap used to pull so tight i could hardly breathe. now, with the tiddy bear, i really enjoy traveling again.” (actual quote from a real tiddy bear advertis-m-nt)
the word for teddy bear in a new zealand accent. rather funny when you hear it.
sounds like the word for the female chest xd
a little boy in auckland goes to bed with his tiddy bear while the americans are at work or play
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