Tim, God of Time


a deity that holds control over the flow of time, and all things relating to aforementioned flow. tim is also a god of har-ssment, as he tends to use his godly power for evil, torturing people by speeding and slowing time. he may even stop time all together if he’s feeling extra evil.
employer: “why are you late? this interview was planned months ahead of time!”
applicant: “i’m so sorry, i had a run in with tim, god of time and he made me miss my bus.”

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