TIS -> This is Stockholm
a phrase, just used in stockholm, to express stockholm specific phenomena.
two guys are standing in a que for 1.5 hours, before getting in the club, which is surprisingly empty.
guy1: dude, why’s that sh-thole so empty?
guy2: man relax!! tis
they go to the bar, ordering 2 long island icetea.
they cost 50$.
guy1: wtf!?!
guy2: man relax!! tis
guy1 tries to impress 5 hot blond black panties wearing chicks, which could be world’s next topmodel…he’s acting like crazy, bringing all of his best dancemoves…no of them even give him a single look. sweaty and disappointed, he goes to guy2 who just says: i am sorry to tell you bro, tis -> this is stockholm
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