tissue but no toilet blumpkin
when you are craving for a blumpkin but there is no dam toilet near u an ur b-tch go behind any hiding public place with no toliet and you get on your knees an she gives u a blumpkin while neiling and taking a ferocious sh-t an den c-mming all over her face an let it dry an ripple just like tissue
“tissue but no toilet blumpkin”
allright say ur name is rhys an u love to give blumpkins u go with ur man or girl an give dem a blumkin cause der is no toilet
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