tits of life
battery indicater on mobile phone
“i’ve only got two t-ts of life on my phone”
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the greasy, dirty buildup of dirt and oil under b–bs and between the rolls of fat ppl. especailly when they don’t shower. that f-cker is covered in t-tty b-tter the greasy goo that acc-mulates under the br–sts of fat chicks if they don’t have good hygiene. attributed to that musty smell that huge b-tches tend […]
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hair that is parted down the center of the head and waves out, so that it’s outline is in the shape of a piece of toast. the teacher has toast hair. “oh no! i am going to need a flat iron in order to get rid of my crazy toast hair!” “dayumn, that guy has […]
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