tits pits and naughty bits
a quick shower or rinse of your pits, under-b–b, and grundle when you’re in a hurry.
i just worked out and my date was almost ready to pick me up. i only had time to shower my t-ts pits and naughty bits! he said later my box smelled like axe body spray.
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