titsmashing the bollywock


being incredibly excited about something. figuratively, you are excited in such a manner that you would whip out your p-n-s/b–bs and smash them against whatever physical thing it was that you were exited about.
person a: “look at this shirt.”
person b: “that shirt is amazing!” -begins to slap genitals on shirt-
person a: “i too, am t-tsmashing the bollywock over this shirt.”

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