tittie sprinkles

something you wish you could tell your school counselor, but can’t.
clyde: if i could say t-ttie sprinkles to the school counselor i’d be so happy”.
the little b-mps on the areola, beside the nipple.
that chick had some delicious t-ttie sprinkles.
freckles on a womans b–bies
t-ts b–bs hooters b–bies melons t-tties sweater meatjugst-ttie sprinkles
noun a silky smooth type of cat without a care in the world who will gladly come at you hard and dirty like a spider monkey.
they call me “t-ttie sprinkles”. i enjoy short walks to the fridge, ice cold beverages, and the occasional threesome. sometimes for fun i will steal a horse, glue an ice cream cone to its head and ride it naked with a belt tied around my neck singing “it`s raining men”. i know some people think thats weird. f-ck that. i like unicorns. anyway, if you feel that i might be someone who could go and do proper funk work on you, give me a call on my cell. you should be able to find my number in the men`s room of your local bar, or a phone booth, or a jail cell. i look forward to meeting you. you dirty dirty b-tches.
t-ttie sprinkles is a type of lubricious expletive used to describe a supererogatory situation. used in extempore conversation, it could be used to describe very those which reside on the anterior of the mid-clavicular line, but are s-xually dimorphic, that are copacetic. it would be used sine qua non with a funny situation, or in a milieu where a myelinated a delta fiber stimulates a nociceptor, either visceral or somatic. it first originated from a shoe factory during which the proprietor -j-c-l-t-d the word while in an encephalopathic delirium. note: also used with prospicience for the latter definition of the aforementioned. also can be used to abrogate a conversation that is an agonist for a melatonin-1 neuroreceptor.
“oh, t-ttie sprinkles, i just tried to jump over a f-cking water fountain!”

“dude those t-ts on carsi are t-ttie sprinkles!”

“sometimes when i bake, in stead of sugar sprinkles, i prefer using t-ttie sprinkles, for a more sweet taste. also, try strawberries.”