Tivo Hoarder
a person who saves numerous television programs and/or movies to their dvr after viewing them with a small chance they will ever actually watch them again.
chelsea is such a tivo h–rder. yesterday i was going through her dvr list and there was stuff from 2005 marked “save till manually erased”
my mom had to buy a second tivo for her bedroom because her old one is still full of every s-x and the city episode ever made. she’s never going to watch 90% of them again but she’s a tivo h–rder.
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