To Blow a Clown
anything (even loosely) -ssociated with s-x and circus. and midgets. and clowns, of course. interrestingly, the act of “blowing a clown” happens a lot more often than one might think.
clown 1: hey midget bob! check out my flower -spurt of s-m-n-
clown 2: hee hehe heheh eheheh ehehehe hahah ahahahah ahah
midget bob: harrr… that ain’t no flower! it’s a p-n-s in disguise!!!
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