To drown the offshoots


to release a load of s-m-n into the toilet while urinating after s-x
david: “hey that was nice, do you want to play monopoly right now”
vivi: “oh, not now, you know i have to drown the offshoots first. plus, i would prefer to play scrabble.”

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