to have a parsnip


something that gives you much happiness. could allude to something unconventional as a source of happiness, since parsnips are rather under appreciated vegetables

or, it could just be a totally nonsensical statement
1: well, i’m perfectly content with life right now.
2: how so?
1: i have a parsnip.
2: …what?
1: to have a parsnip is all i’ve ever wanted.
2: …what?

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