Toaster Mage (noun)
1.) a toaster that is also a mage.
2.) a mage that has the ability to make toast without the use of a toaster or toaster oven
3.) a pieism priest.
4.) a very random person who does not own a toaster or a toaster oven.
5.) a communist (in name only … not in practice)
6.) a lazy b-st-rd.
7.) a person named “blah blahson”
8.) an amalgamation of any of the six previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or … just … o.o … pie!!
there is good, there is evil … there is communism, and capitalism … there is light and dark … there is up and down … somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all … is toaster mage.
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