toaster shakins


the remaining crumbs of bread, english m-ffins, and bagels, that lie in the bottom of the toaster, found by pulling out the little tray or turning the toaster upside down to shake out the crumbs. a white trash topping for soups or salads made popular on the television series married with children.
peg bundy: “al, how come you never make me breakfast?”
al bundy: “i would, peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins.”

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